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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 854 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9154 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!