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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4869 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 405 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
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