yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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