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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more drama than a Catholic Paraguay sex ed class, yo. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies, yo.

we got this one player who built a whole city out of melons, like who even does that, yo? and another player who’s convinced they’re actually a llama in real life, like, what even, yo.

plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot, true story, yo. u never know what kinda wacky adventures u gonna have on this server, so come join us and let’s get weird together, yo.

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  • BatmanFanaticMC SMP

    BatmanFanaticMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the admins are actually trained ninjas? Yeah, that’s right, they can do backflips while banning griefers. And get this, the spawn area is a giant replica of the Batcave! You can even find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden in the Batmobile. Plus, every full moon, there’s a special event where everyone dresses up as their favorite superhero and fights off mobs with superpowers. So, like, why do you respect Batman? Because he’s totally the inspiration for this epic server, bro. Join now and become the hero Minecraft deserves!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PixelPheromones

    PixelPheromones

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    Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft servers with no one paying attention to you? Join our server and watch as other players can’t help but stare at your pixelated beauty! From the way they build extravagant structures just to impress you to the gifts of diamond blocks they shower you with, you’ll never doubt your attractiveness again! So come join us and bask in the admiration of your fellow blocky adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • YazidiSlavesRUsMC

    YazidiSlavesRUsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!

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  • Stunt Double Paradise

    Stunt Double Paradise

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. like, you know how in some movies you see the backs of stunt doubles more than the actual actors? well, on this server, you’ll see more diamond armor than you’ll see dirt blocks, bro.

    like, we have this legend that one time, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but got distracted by a dancing pig wearing a top hat. true story, man.

    and, like, if you join this server, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it’s like, epic, dude.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, you gotta be there to believe it, man.

    so, like, come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and epic adventures in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StutterCraft – Where Blocks Speak Louder

    StutterCraft – Where Blocks Speak Louder

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how some people stutter and stuff? well, turns out they make less money and hate their jobs more than people who don’t stutter. but guess what? on our minecraft server, stutterers are like the kings and queens of the land! they get all the diamonds and gold and stuff because we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if you can’t say your words right. so come join us and stutter your way to success in the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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