New Minecraft Servers

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vaginal Microbe Madness

    Vaginal Microbe Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

    u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

    Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

    No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SurvivalState Network

    SurvivalState Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name SurvivalState Network
    Server Type Minecraft Towny
    Version 1.21.1
    Features

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    What is Towny on this server?

    Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

    How long has the server been open?

    SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

    What is the server’s Discord?

    Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

    Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy mix of LazuLight, Fujo Solar DragonEro, and Sakana Feesh! We got Metal Gear Fairy and Freaky Ghost Maid running around, it’s a total trip, man. Plus, we got Forever Home, Elira Pendora, Finana Ryugu, Mint Fantome, and even Pomu Rainpuff (before she graduated, RIP). You can follow them on Twitter, watch their YouTube videos, and even listen to their M&M Podcast. It’s like a virtual wonderland, dude. And don’t even get me started on the voicepacks, wallpapers, and other goodies you can get. It’s a whole vibe, bro. Just hop on and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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