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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3252 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.