Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4338	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Emeralds Found:	6269
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5360
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5893	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	189	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9599
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5472
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	5459

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	8176
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.