Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rafiickz Community

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Rafiickz Community – The Server You Need Survival like RPG game Explore dungeons, face epic bosses, and complete quests in massive worlds. Custom mobs await you in the Overworld, Nether, and The End. Evolve and Achieve More Level up your guild to earn more loot and money. Improve your skills and count on pets and minions to help you with your tasks. Virtual Stores and Spawners Buy directly from your home or at spawn, and set up automatic farms with spawners and minions. Enter Now Java IP: rafiickz.jogar.io Bedrock IP: rafiickz.enxada.host Porta: 10048 Discord: discord.gg/PwFnjCuuVM Nos siga no TikTok: TikTok/Rafiickz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Xport

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Hello! Are you looking for a server where survival is And difficult or economic? well, come to this server! I invite you to this server and to try your experience on this server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Crops Grown:	8132
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FrontierSMP: Where you can fish with fire and farm with flames! Join now for some hot gameplay!

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Server Information
Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay	Enabled
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description

Main Features

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Is teleporting allowed on the server?

Teleporting is a luxury on Frontier, not easily accessible to all players. The server aims to promote exploration and challenge players.

Are there bosses in the game?

Yes, the server features bosses that players can encounter throughout the world, adding a challenge to the gameplay.

Can players build on spawn?

Spawn can be built on by anyone to create shops, rail networks, or other community-driven projects to enhance the server experience.

Is the economy balanced on the server?

Yes, the server has put effort into balancing the economy to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Are there plans for new features and updates?

Yes, the server is constantly planning new features and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Towns Built:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Filtered Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy anymore? Well, look no further because our server will literally blow your mind (in a good way, we promise)! We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored creepers, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours, allowing you to soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players below. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (seriously, we’ve had players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were having so much fun). Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7756	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5065
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WifeOverDaughterCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LoveStruck SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Towns Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyConspiracy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

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so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	4958	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Carl Lam MTR Server

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This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

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HexArchon Minecraft Server

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Description

Main Features

FAQ

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Are there bosses in the game?

Can players build on spawn?

Is the economy balanced on the server?

Are there plans for new features and updates?

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HexArchon Minecraft Server

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

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