Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 125 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Potions Brewed: 174 Villages Defended: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

    Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

    And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 New Chunks Explored: 26793
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

    Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

    2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

    3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

    4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

    FormulaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6793

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MakeupMayhemCraft

    MakeupMayhemCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

    Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

    And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

    So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP

    EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

    We have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can think of. From giant toilet houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our weekly “Deathmatch Monday” events where players battle it out in a gladiator-style arena for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your wacky builds and crazy antics.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Dimension Hops: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HateTrendCraft

    HateTrendCraft
    Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers with the same old trends? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us if you can’t stand the trend of building boring old houses and want to create a giant toilet-shaped mansion instead. Yes, you heard that right – we encourage all our players to embrace their inner plumber and build the most outrageous toilets you can imagine. Who needs a castle when you can have a throne room fit for a king?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, high-stakes showdowns. Will you fight for the side of clucks or bleats? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring trends and embrace the absurdity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious adventures await you in this wacky world?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Mines Excavated: 2710
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • WeCanGoMining

    WeCanGoMining

    Fast-paced box PvP action, intense battles, custom gear, and non-stop fun! Join WeCanGoMining today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • VerifiedPlus

    VerifiedPlus

    Vote For Verified+ Here! Season 1 Started 9/18/24 Become A OG now! New Survival SMP, Crystal PVP, SMP PVP, and good fighters!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Platform Server Address Port
    Java (PC/MAC/Linux) mc.peacefulvanilla.club None
    Bedrock (PE/Console) bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club 19132

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I connect to the server?

    For Java players, connect to mc.peacefulvanilla.club. For Bedrock players, connect to bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club with port 19132. You can also add “Nifty Nemesis” as a friend on Bedrock and connect through the multiplayer friends tab.

    Is PvP allowed on the server?

    PvP is restricted to designated arenas on the server. In other areas, there is no PvP, creating a stress-free environment.

    Are there map resets on the server?

    Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map has remained untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous and evolving world.

    How can I protect my territory on the server?

    You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, and purchase more at the spawn.

    Is there an in-game economy on the server?

    Yes, the server features a player-managed economy where you can set up shops with villagers, rent and sell areas to other players, and engage in various economic activities.

    Are there playtime ranks on the server?

    Yes, your playtime on the server matters as you can unlock rewards and permissions by ascending through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches while also embarking on thrilling MMORPG quests. This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Korean drama and Minecraft madness!

    Join us on September 26th for Early Access and witness the chaos unfold. Will you be the one to claim the throne and liberty for all? Or will you be defeated by the forces of darkness and never see the light of day again?

    Don’t miss out on the full release on October 1st, where the stakes are higher, the quests are crazier, and the battles are more intense than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic adventure!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Throne and Liberty!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny

    Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny
    Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

    Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Villages Defended: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • InstaBlock Minecraft Server

    InstaBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a controlling partner? Look no further! Join our server for a safe space where you can build and mine without the fear of someone demanding you remove all your male followers on Instagram.

    Our server is a place where you can post all the bikini pics and sports bra selfies you want without anyone telling you to take them down. We encourage self-expression and freedom, so feel free to show off those abs and climb those virtual rocks without judgment.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will never give you an ultimatum between them and your male followers. We believe in trust and respect, so you can sip on virtual drinks with your virtual girlfriends without any drama.

    So come join us on the most liberating Minecraft server out there! Build, explore, and be yourself without any controlling boyfriends breathing down your neck. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life ultimatums.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockyBridezilla

    BlockyBridezilla
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in sibling rivalry taken to the next level! Join us for a chance to settle your differences with your sister in a virtual world where anything is possible.

    Imagine a scenario where you and your sister are competing to build the most extravagant wedding dress in Minecraft. Will you go for a traditional white gown or a daring neon pink creation? The choice is yours!

    But beware, as snarky comments and passive-aggressive remarks are the norm on our server. Get ready to defend your build and your honor as you navigate through family drama and Minecraft challenges.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and settle scores with your sister in a hilarious and outrageous way, look no further! Join us now and let the wedding dress wars begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Emeralds Found: 1842 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

    ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and longing for the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can relive your childhood memories in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your best friend when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that he grants wishes to those who can bring him the rarest potato in all the land. Will you be the one to claim the title of Potato Champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCash30K

    CraftyCash30K
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can turn that 30,000 dollars into virtual diamonds and emeralds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual empire and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a dragon made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history – or blow yourself up trying. The choice is yours!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Gods Slained: 0
    Crops Grown: 5544 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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