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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Villages Defended:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Emeralds Found:	8388	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Gods Slained:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	1157
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3761
Ores Mined:	2843	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	243	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1450	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ores Mined:	9615	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2646	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	1291
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Star Shards Collected:	209
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	8177
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Emeralds Found:	7650	Magic Items Found:	1316
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crops Grown:	9319	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!