Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	2209	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3230	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Villages Defended:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	588	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7274

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	175
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4205	Chimeras Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6781	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.