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Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7481	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mines Excavated:	4056
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Emeralds Found:	5855	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3283	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8495	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Account.., alt, Antispam, banner, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, Survival, Title, width

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchantments Applied:	182
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Potions Brewed:	111	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7421	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3063

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchantments Applied:	233	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18