Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2244	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Account.., alt, Antispam, banner, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, Survival, Title, width

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3323	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5225	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ores Mined:	9103
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	57
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ores Mined:	6068	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Crops Grown:	7470
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GraveCrafters

confidential matters, deep dark secrets, GraveCrafters, hidden actions, hidden memories, innermost thoughts, intimate moments, kept hidden, never revealed, personal choices, personal revelations, private decisions, private reflections, regrets, Secrets, sensitive information, silent confessions, undisclosed events, undisclosed truths, unshared experiences, untold stories

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server

Borrowing, CREDIT SCORE, debt crisis, debt management, economic hardship, economic impact, financial burden, financial crisis, financial instability, financial stress, financial struggle, loan burden, loan debt, loan default, loan delinquency, loan repayment, LoanDebtCraft, Minecraft, personal finance, record-breaking, russians, Server, War

come join our minecraft server, where we have russians breaking records left and right! they are so into debt from all the loans they are taking out just to play on our server. it’s like a war out there, but instead of guns, they have pickaxes and creepers. join us for the chaos and see if you can out-debt those crazy russians!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!

Afghanistan, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, developing countries, disease prevention, global health, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, immunization, infectious diseases, polio outbreak, public health, restrictions, Taliban, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, vaccination, Vaccines, Vax, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1