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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Towns Built:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	429	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Towns Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	6943
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6441

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5666

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Star Shards Collected:	213
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!