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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4439
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	796	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Emeralds Found:	6030	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	163

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	2116
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Towns Built:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Buildings Constructed:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.