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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blindsteel SMP

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Welcome to Blindsteel SMP, a unique Minecraft survival multiplayer experience crafted for both casual and dedicated players alike. Immerse yourself in a vibrant and friendly community where you can explore, build, trade, and engage in exciting adventures. Features: Survival Gameplay: Dive into a true survival experience where the only limit is your imagination. Community Focus: Join a welcoming community of players, fostering collaboration and friendship. Economy: Engage in player-driven trade and economy systems to enhance your gameplay. Custom Plugins: Experience our unique server features and enhancements for an enhanced gameplay experience. Events: Participate in regular events and challenges for a chance to earn rewards and showcase your skills. Active Staff: Our dedicated staff members are here to ensure a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone. Rules: Be respectful to fellow players. No griefing or stealing. Use common sense and fair play. Report any issues to staff promptly. Join Blindsteel SMP and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey where your creativity knows no bounds. We look forward to seeing you in the world of Blindsteel!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Community Classic Prison (MCP)

Bedrockandjava, classic, Factions, Growing, Hardcore, Mcp, Non, Popular, Prison, PvP, Survival

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

This is a non op classic prison and focuses on good gameplay as opposed to big numbers.

Come check out our website at Community Driven Game servers

There is always something to do so players tend to stick around for a long time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crops Grown:	2651	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WaifuSystems Minecraft Network

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

We are a Minecraft multiplayer server network running on 1.16.1. Come play and bring your friends! Use the compass menu to view all the available servers. Currently, we offer a factions server and a whitelisted survival server, which are shown in more detail below.

Survival + Factions + mcMMO

This is our main server with Factions, mcMMO, and other plugins! You are free to do whatever on this server, but remember to be respectful to everyone on the server and not use cheats or hacks. There is a server map with all the faction areas shown at http://hub.waifu.systems/

v1ka’s Survival

Looking to play without worrying about griefers or PvPers? This is the server for you! v1ka’s Survival is a smaller server that offers a purely cooperative surival Minecraft experience. In order to respect the wishes of everyone to play on a non-hostile server, we have very strict rules that, if broken, result in a permanent ban. Please message me on Discord at vika#1468 if you would like to join us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	4330
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Raid Labs

Factions

Join us in shaping the destiny of our beloved Minecraft Factions server! Your vote not only counts but empowers your faction to rise to the top of our realm.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Emeralds Found:	1086
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Towns Built:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

█▓▒░♛TrekCraft: Towny♛░▒▓█

Chestshops, Community, Economy, Jobs, MCMMO, Mythicmobs, Nogrief, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is a longstanding 1.20.4 Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience. We include Towny, mcMMO, LWC, Jobs, chestshops, tough custom mobs, ArtMap, treasure hunts, an optional GUI for easy town management, and much more! All of our plugins have been carefully tuned for our server experience.

Come build a town or join one of the amazing ones already here! Build amazing things or see those others have made. Paint artworks on minecraft maps to decorate or share, Fight our tough custom mobs or stay safe in your town. Participate in our weekly contests and events, or just play normally. We’ve got it all!

Make new friends or bring your old ones. We have a friendly and welcoming community that takes part in events every week and active staff that will help you through any situation and keeps the server updated and maintained. Player suggestions are welcomed. We’ve been up almost 7 years so we know what we’re doing and you know we’ll be around!

We’re **family-friendly **with helpful players and no toxicity.

We’re fully EULA compliant, with great ranks earned from events, voting, and treasure hunts.

When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.

Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.netYou can also visit our website at www.trekcraft.ca/home

Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014Website: www.trekcraft.ca/home

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NRG Community

Survival

NRG Community Server with Crates, Jobs, Quests, Rewards, Kits and much more… -Survival -SkyBlock The IP is: MC.NRG.LU TeamSpeak IP: NRG Discord: JOIN DISCORD [AD]

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
New Chunks Explored:	409162	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FroobWorld Semi-Vanilla

Community, PvE, Semi, Semivanilla, Simple, Small, smp, Surivival, Survival, Vanilla

Quick features

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FroobWorld is a small, community-centred survival server that has been running since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of survival servers, you will probably enjoy FroobWorld. Our gameplay is simple: Do anything you like, as long as it is constructive.

Our only real game changer is teleportation. We have /home, /back, /spawn and /tpa for example. Some people don’t like these features, which is understandable, but we find that they help make the world feel more connected. If you plan on playing with friends you can add each other to your friends list using the /friend command. This will allow you to teleport to each other using the /tp command.

Rules

Don’t grief.Don’t steal, lure or scam.Don’t use hacks or abuse glitches.Don’t advertise.Respect others.Don’t use profanity anywhere.Have fun!

Discord: https://discord.gg/mMu7xaX

Website: https://froobworld.com/

Dynmap: https://map.froobworld.com/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Hangout

Survival

Come join the newest survival server! We have many plugins to expand your Minecraft experience including, advanced claims, anti-hacking and anti-griefing.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TownTrek Craft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

What Awaits You: Custom Earth Map: Discover a world inspired by Earth, filled with unique landscapes and endless opportunities. Towny Plugin: Forge alliances, build towns, and immerse yourself in a dynamic political landscape. Exciting Features: From thrilling gambling experiences to unique crates and innovative plugins, TownTrek offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences. Slimefun Plugin: Unleash your creativity with Slimefun, a feature-packed plugin that adds new items, machines, and technology to enhance your Minecraft adventure.

Connect to TownTrek using our server IP: towntrekcraft.my.pebble.host

We can’t wait to see you in TownTrek. Visit our website for more details: https://towntrek-craft.tebex.io/ You can also visit our dynmap at: https://map.towntrekcraft.xyz/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fables and Fantasy RP

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Fables and Fantasy RoleplayThe New Roleplaying experience in Minecraft!

What does it mean?Fables and Fantasy is the ultimate RP experience. Set in a medieval fantasy universe on the beautiful lands of Eden. In this world you can do whatever what you want! Want to be a trader? A grand wizard? Or maybe ascheming politician, that or you want to take the criminal path…? Everything is possible in Eden. Make it happen!

What else do we offer?Together with amazing gameplay, we offer a unique Minecraft experience!As stated before everything is possible in Eden. Your character, yourrules!Epic locations for your character to explore and adventure in! Find the rules on our discord. Check out our announcements for images! A lot of lore to give locations flavor and life! Discover long-lost secrets or use their information to further your agenda and work your way up to the top…Eden is a place to make or break your character. To go from a humble peasant to a proud Emperor. Or from a fugitive to a mighty warrior.

What is our purpose? Our goal is to create a safe environment for players toget used to roleplaying.In addition, we offer a hub for experienced roleplayers to make their mark on Eden for the years to come! We want to illustrate that everyone in our community can make a difference.

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Website: https://fablesfantasyrp.com/Wiki: https://fablesfantasyrp.com/wikiForums: https://forums.fablesfantasyrp.com/index.phpPlanetMinecraft: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/fables-and-fantasy/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtVSEPrtzzLgqD62BPrdKrAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/fablesandfantasymcrp/Dynamic Map: http://play.fablesfantasyrp.com:8083/Server Store: https://buy.fablesfantasyrp.com/Discord: https://discord.gg/fablesfantasyrp

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9049	Holy Grails Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Animals Bred:	104	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Beyond Vanilla

Survival

We are a diverse community of friendly players who all share a love for Minecraft survival. The name Beyond Vanilla comes from the fact that while we certainly have vanilla survival gameplay, we have a few quality of life plugins such as multiplayer sleep and coreprotect that we believe are needed to run a multiplayer the right way. We are have no whitelists or and hoops you have to jump through to play with us. No hubs, no anything. The second you join you will spawn in an area where you can immediately get to work on making this world your own, so if you have any doubts or questions feel free to stop by and ask!

As one user has said, the server is like “Vanilla with chocolate chunks thrown in”

IP: beyondvanil.la

Dynmap: https://map.beyondvanil.la/

Discord: https://discord.gg/ecr5CH8

Note: Nether will be reset in 1.16

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	5315	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GrindStone

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

SMP and MiniGames to play with your friends! Join our Community Today!!!

Join GrindStone to play on our Brand New SMP!!! Play MiniGames with your Friends!!! Join our Discord server @ https://discord.gg/AQbzENHgPT Join our Instagram @ https://www.instagram.com/grindstone_servers/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Billionaire City [1.19 – 1.20] | New Player Bonus /np | Minecraft’s Most Outstanding Economy & City Server!

city, Custommap, Economy, Mounts, Pets, Pve Economy, Pveeconomy, Survival

How to Join!

There is no requirements to play on Billionaire City! All you need to do is add the Server with the following IP:

IP: billionaire.city

Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord

About Billionaire City

Yet all those features do not bind your Playstyle in anyway, you are free to play as whatever you desire, vigilante, businessman or a subway surfer.All this comes packed with a friendly and welcoming, yet competitive Community!

Our strongest advantage over most Economy Server is our stable Economy that doesn’t require any resets or other wipes, it is maintained as it goes!

Updates & Improvements

Ever since the official Release on the 12th of May 2023, we have deployed over 184 Updates of varying sizes to Billionaire City. Some of the most important features that are now crucial to Billionaire City, weren’t existant when we first released, such as Corporations or Custom Fishing & Ships. You can check our Update-Log yourself on the Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord

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Billionaire City [1.19 - 1.20] | New Player Bonus /np | Minecraft's Most Outstanding Economy & City Server! Minecraft Server

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

YeetCraft

PvE, Survival

A small SMP server! Just your average SMP, but more trusting. Instead of claiming land you can build wherever you want with no limits! All griefers are permbanned, so you don’t have to worry about griefing! If you do see a griefer, report them using /mail to the owner, SaltMKII. Make sure to type /rules when you join to guarantee you have the best experience possible. Come join the server, enjoy!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Towns Built:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roosles Epic Minecraft Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

BETA BETA BETA

Hello, my name is Roosle, I am currently developing a minecraft server for my viewers and likewise, I am proud to announce that the server is to the point where I feel an open beta is needed! This server is ANTI P2W and has ZERO PAY TO WIN ASPECTS, all purchases are cosmetic only, including the keys. This server has been in the works for a long, long time and I am very grateful to be able to even do it. The server claim based survival, and weekly events will be held for CASH AND PRIZES. (some exceptions on the weekly rule due to travel and such.) I hope everyone who joins enjoys my passion project and I hope to see you all in game. Any questions or comments? Feel free to send me an email at [email protected]I’d be glad to answer any question about the server. Lastly, big thank you to all my supporters on YouTube and Twitch, without you guys and girls this dream of mine would not be possible. THANK YOU ALL.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5232
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.