Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	8104
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Black Hole SevTech

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Web_

Factions, Prison, Vanilla

Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

pinecraftequestrian.com

Cross-Play

This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4937	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BoredomMC

Survival, Vanilla

Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

2b2t, 2b2tclone, Anarchy, Brandnewserver, Hacking Allowed, Norules, Survival

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	131
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO |

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KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft.

Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !

Everyone will be able to find their purpose on KeyCraft, you just have to unlock your potential!

Java IP: keycraft.mcserver.us

Key Features

allowing anyone and everyone regardless

How does KeyCraft differ from other servers?KeyCraft is Non-Whitelisted, but strictly 13+, younger players are encouraged to join when they’re older! KeyCraft also features multiple ways for the players to shape the world, whether that’s through Guild Favor, Build requests, or Player Events, the world is in your hands!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

Where to Find usKeyCraft Official Discord Group!KeyCraft Official Wiki Page!KeyCraft TikTok Account!KeyCraft InstaGram Page!

KeyCraft Patreon!

Feel free to check us out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Aurkana

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Aurkana! A friendly community server with a Minecraft experience unlike no other. We offer a Semi-Vanilla game-play along with many features to enjoy with your friends or our community! Heres what we offer for you:

– Grief Prevention/Claiming so that your builds are fully protected from any other players unless granted permission from you!

– An economy! We offer jobs that pay you in-game for just doing things you would regularly do in the Minecraft game; Exploring, Mining, Hunting, etc. With the economy you’ll have access to the /shop to purchase a few of the necessary items you may need/want in-game!

– PlayerWarps! You’ll be able to create your own warps in order for other players to visit/teleport to your builds/shops!

– Pets! Everyone on the server is allowed to obtain any mob pet on the server, this includes pets with their own skills such as Pvp, Riding, Farming, etc! Just hold a lead in hand and kill it with that and boom its yours!

– PVP toggling! No more having to worry about other players trying to Pvp you. By default it is toggled off.

Playtime ranks! The more you play the higher you’ll rank up!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DARCRAFT

PvE, Survival, Whitelist

Darcraft is a kind of nightmare difficulty true survival! If you are looking for a challenge not far from vanilla – this server is for you. We have active Admins and we use whitelist so there are no trolls on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4810
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

insanenetwork

KitPvP, Survival

Minecraft Best Survival Network Shop Ranks Crates etc. 24/7 Supported Make sure to vote us If you need any help so join our discord

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BeastMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

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Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	185	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Globe SMP S2

Survival

New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Eternity Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Eternity Factions where you can get no women by playing but what you can get is some cool fights and make friends and enemies. https://discord.gg/mDC5XgvpRu

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TheZoo

Survival

simple survival server with a couple unique things, please bare with us as we work on the server while its being played this server should be done within the next month. this server will be out while we work on our network so keep in mind this is a work in progress as its out right nowtesting it rn not close to finished

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OfficialFactions

Cross-Play, Factions

An OfficialFactions server with custom plugins and daily log in rewards. Join Now! Raiding/Survival/Teams/Factions

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Gems Collected:	36	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.