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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LonksMC – Towny [1.20.2]

ADMIN, Coowner, Cratess, Jobs, Lonks, MCMMO, Moderator, Need, PvP, Quests, Rangewonk, Staff, Survival, Towny, Townysurvival

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!

With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!

Features:– Towny– MCMMO– Free Ranks– Jobs– Quests– Minigames– Weekly Events

Our Community:IP: LonksMC.comWebsite: https://www.lonksmc.comDiscord: discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Astralic SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival

We are excited to welcome you to our new Minecraft server, forums, and Discord community! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, we hope you’ll find our community to be a welcoming and inclusive place to play and connect with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Our server offers a wide range of gameplay, from crates, to voting incentives, store purchases, in-game currency, tags, and everything in between. We’re constantly working to improve and add new features to make your experience on our server the best it can be.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lavender SMP – True Vanilla

Survival

Lavender SMP, a true vanilla server (aiming to be). Transparency is important, so we want to let you know our core plugins are:

– CoreProtect;– GriefPrevention;– SetHome / SimpleTPA

Other plugins may be added in the future if enough recommendations come in. We’d love to have you on the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Towns Built:	5	Enchantments Applied:	292

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NINDEN

Anime, Ball, Bcraft, Black, Blackclover, Bloodcraft, Bokunoheroacademia, Boruto, Clover, Download, Dragon.., free, Jujutsu, Jujutsukaisen, Kakashi, Kawaki, Madara, Magicspells, Manga, Minecraft, mod, Myheroacademia, Mythicmobs, Naruto, Narutoshippuden, ninja, One, Onepiece, Piece, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Realism, Roleplay, RPG, Sasuke, Shinobi, Shippuden, Super

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order to follow

tournament where the winner becomes

After this, you must take a JOUNIN EXAM.

another tournament where the winner

Each rank will award you with more jutsu and chakra.

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In order to follow this path, you must take and win a SPECIAL NINJA EXAM first.

This is a tournament where the winner becomes a SPECIAL NINJA.

After this, you must take a JOUNIN EXAM.

This is another tournament where the winner becomes an ANBU.

Each rank will award you with more jutsu and chakra.

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In order to follow this path, you must take and win a MEDICAL NINJA EXAM first.

This is a tournament where the winner becomes a MEDICAL NINJA.

After this, you must take a JOUNIN EXAM.

This is another tournament where the winner becomes a MEDICAL SPECIALIST.

Each rank will award you with more jutsu and chakra.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchantments Applied:	177	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MC Wizards

Survival, Vanilla

# JOIN THE DISCORD : https://discord.com/invite/H789psQbPx # Hello humans, I’m trying to provide comfortable environment for some of you out there with the sole purpose to have some fun and to eventually build tiny, but solid community.

On this server, you can become a wizard with your own fancy wand and clothes, capable to cast multiple powerful spells.

In addition there are also 15 character based skills, each of which has a unique combination of two stats that it rewards. Level up skills by doing certain actions depending on the skill. All skills are easily viewable in GUI inventory menus, accessible using /skills

Server sponsored by : https://mcraftlist.com/hosting

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9608

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GODsNetwork

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

Godsnetwork.xyz – 1.8 – 1.16

Welcome to GODsNetwork! We are a cracked and high-quality Minecraft Network with different games to play including Factions, BedWars and more…

IP Address: godsnetwork.xyz Store: https://shop.godsnetwork.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/eFsC5WC

Good luck. Have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Reloaded SMP | 18+ | Vanilla | No Land Claim | Diamond Economy | Brand New

Adult, Adultonly, Builds, free, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Nokids, Only, Pig, Poa, Redstone, Semiprivate, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

🌐 Welcome to Reloaded SMP:A vanilla Minecraft server designed for players aged 16 and up!

🚀 Fresh Start, Fresh Adventures:Embark on a new world, connect with a friendly community, and experience pure survival fun.

🤝 Community Connection:Forge connections with a welcoming community of like-minded players.

🏗️ Build, Explore, Thrive:Unleash your creativity as you build, explore, and leave your mark in our simple yet exciting Minecraft environment.

🔁 Ready to Reload? Join Us Today:Dive into an adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Join Reloaded SMP now

https://discord.gg/cB8uayTgzy <– Apply here

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MistyMines

Prison, PvE, PvP

MISTY MINES OP PRISON SEASON 4 IS COMMENCING! ▶ PRESTIGE, REBIRTH, DONOR MINES AND PRIVATE MINES ▶ ROBOTS, PETS, BOOSTERS, CELLS AND MORE! ▶ AMAZING VOTE REWARDS ▶ FREE AND PREMIUM BATTLEPASS ▶ FREE RANKS ▶ NEW AND IMPROVED MAP AND SPAWN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW PLAY.MISTYMINES.COM

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AsianF4rmer Network

Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The AsianF4rmer Network embraces a new player set with Java, Bedrock, and Eagler compatibility. Join with your friends or meet new members of the community through a web browser via Eagler, mobile via Bedrock, or computer via Java. AsianF4rmer, with many other gamemodes underway, currently has a phenomenal SMP, packed with custom items to obtain, quests to complete, and secrets to uncover!

Server Connections Eagler IP: wss://asianf4rmer.minecraft.pe | wss://asianf4rmer.cf Java IP: asianf4rmer.minecraft.pe | asianf4rmer.cf

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9047	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Community Cafe

Chestshop, Economy, Familyfriendly, PvE, Slimefun, Survival, Tardis

CommunityCaféA small community based server

Community Café is family friendly server with lots of fun plugins to play with!We do our best to maintain a healthy, fun, accepting server for everyone.Please stop by and have a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

★Hometown SMP★ Land Claim Survival and Community

Dedicated, Friendly, Hometown, Mature, Survival, Vanilla

Come on, make yourself at home.

We are a no grief semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a strong community. Play minecraft the way it was made to be played – with friends!

Think this is the server for you? Join now! IP : smp.hometownmc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Animals Bred:	123	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ICE Cube Network

Skyblock

Looking for an epic Minecraft experience? Our server has robot pets, skill challenges, and boss battles. Customize your own robotic companion, master a range of challenges, and face off against powerful bosses. Join now for endless adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Varrock

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

1. MCMMO 2. Leveled mobs 3. Custom drop tables 4. Natural disasters 5. Player Warps 6. Grief Defender 7. Economy 8. Discord Chat 9. Player shops 10. Real fishing 11. Our overworld never resets! 12. Elite Mobs 13. Boosted beacons 14. Angel Chest 15. Guilds and Guild wars

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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Prison

Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Towns Built:	10
Ores Mined:	3360	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Spectral Craft

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Our server offers a rich PvP experience with various game modes and arenas. You can compete against other players alone or in a team and improve your skills with various weapons and equipment.

In addition, you can create your own city on our server or join an existing one. Together with other players you can build buildings, collect resources and build economies. But be careful: other cities might attack you and want to conquer your city!

Our server is moderated and offers a safe gaming environment for players of all levels. We look forward to welcoming you to our server and hope you enjoy playing!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.