Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	6984	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Star Shards Collected:	95	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4017

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	500101	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

siagne.net [France]

[France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Good Vibrations

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Elysium Minecraft Server

Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafters-Island

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Survival

Welcome to Crafters-Island! We strive to maintain a free to play environment for all to enjoy. This means that all of the things that we sell in our store are mainly cosmetic purposes and don’t give players an advantage over each other. We currently offer 3 game modes SMP (1.15.2) – SMP is our most popular game mode. Build, explore, fight, or just hang out with lots of other players in this non-competitive vanilla focused game mode. Prisons (1.12.2) – Enjoy Prisons like you never have before with classic prisons feel. Unlock some of our custom enchants with tokens, that are gained by mining. Creative (1.15.2) – Unleash your inner creativity and show off your builds to everyone with monthly build competitions hosted on the forums. Players gain access to world edit if they vote. All our servers are joinable in 1.12.2-1.15.2, the versions listed are their respective version. Where can you find us? Well, I’m glad you asked. We have many ways in which you can find us that will be linked below.

Website: https://www.crafters-island.com/ Forums: https://forums.crafters-island.com/ Discord: https://discord.io/craftersisland

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChrisCraft

Fun, nice staff, bukkit and ranks! Owner: rc286970 You can appy for MOD and Member on our site! If you vote you get 3 diamonds! Have Fun!!! Join Today!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Villages Defended:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.