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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Always anarchy

Anarchy

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	4354
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Emeralds Found:	6750
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OxyCraft

Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	170
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crops Grown:	7677

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server– offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
New Chunks Explored:	765532	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Alien Abductions:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6931	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Potions Brewed:	131
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.