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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftShark

PVP faction server Great staff Great members Great pvp Great plugins And Great fun! JOIN NOW play.craftshark.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4109	Dimension Hops:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

QcCraft

QcCraft is a large Semi-RP/PvP server mainly Quebecois/French but all French speakers are accepted with 40 slots, with application and without white-list running 24/24, 7 days a week!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crops Grown:	2929
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AciesPVP

This is AciesPVP! Join now and get a piece of the Factions PVP action! This is a **NEW** server! Get on and get a head start. We need players to fill up the 60 slots. This is a 24/7 Factions PVP server with great staff! Just join and play! No promotion needed!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

McLifeCraft

McLifeCraft 1.4.5

Do you dare?!

Why you should come to us?

weil : -> Anyone can join with cracked Minecraft -> we have admin and player shops -> we have cool events -> we have a nice team -> we have 4 Gs biomes (normal, desert, jungle, water) -> You can build your own city -> we have a creative map -> Ranks such as VIP, VIP+ and Sponsor (Cheap) -> we have 4 worlds online at the same time

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5780	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Adenia

Adenia-Gaming is a PVP / Survival server. The limited map will lead players to compete, conquer for the last available resources. The many unique plugins will be at your disposal as well as a mature and available administration team.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mikeland Survival

We are a Survival server. We allow griefing, killing, stealing, and pvp! We do not allow hacking, and our goal is to stay as close to “vanilla” as possible- without losing the fun touches of Bukkit!

We have a PvP arena, a beautiful new spawn, and use the “large biomes” that are featured in 1.3. Our community has a Teamspeak server, forums, and fun perks for donators that don’t tip the scales in-game. We want fair gameplay, and have great moderators to help ensure you have an amazing time on our servers!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4595	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TwigCraft SMP

Antigrief, Bukkit, Discord, Economy, Events, Freeranks, Griefprevention, Paper, PvE, PvP, smp, Spigot, Survival, Votifier, Voting

[1.20] Welcome to TwigCraft! A new chill SMP server in the works looking for players!

TwigCraft is looking to grow alongside its players as we are still under construction and looking for continuous feedback. We plan to offer free ranks, custom items, events, elected resets and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Towns Built:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mc.JGaming.Ro

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Magic Items Found:	7614	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

mc.novylen.net

Smallish survival/creative server with a “long term” map; it’s never been reset since pre-multiplayer and many thousands of player hours have gone into creating various things. Lots to explore and do.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FrostCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FrostCraft is a server based on magic, adventure and survival. The server itself is running on a custom coded plugin not used anywhere else. On FrostCraft, you start at level 1 and work you’re way up using redstone to power your magic spells. As you get more powerful, you’re able to gain new abilities and adventure to more dangerous areas.

Server Features =================== – Custom Magic System. – Player Levels. – Custom Land Protection System. – Rare treasure chests can be found while mining (for miners). – Many useful commands enabled (tpa, home, rtp, etc). – Excellent Starter Items (Full set of iron armor, and more). – Starting player tutorial.

Our community revolves around a set of rules based on maturity and respect. Hope to see you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

G4m.es

Description: G4m.es is a whitelisted survival multiplayer server. We encourage creative building in a survival environment, but we also have a creative world for those who need their quick build fix. At the moment the server includes a spawn city, PvP/Wither fighting arena, fast travel stations/minecart tracks, a nether hub, an enderman farm, and several custom landmarks.

Guests are welcome to log in to the server, but only whitelisted players are allowed to build. Only mature players will be whitelisted. Players under 18 are only accepted on rare occasions.

This is primarily a survival player vs enemy server. PvP is allowed, but only in designated areas or when both parties agree to fight.

Fire spread, creeper terrain damage and enderman griefing has been disabled.

Rules: No Griefing; No Thieving; No Cheating; No cussing; No advertising; / Official Rules: http://g4m.es/rules

How to Join: If you just want to look around, then just point your game client to mc.g4m.es. If you’d like to be whitelisted… – Agree to the server rules (http://g4m.es/rules) – Register on G4m.es (http://g4m.es) – Register your minecraft character with our website (http://g4m.es/dashboard/characters) – Say hi on the new member forums (http://g4m.es/forum/m/4949931/viewforum/1728604) – Fill out the server whitelist application (http://g4m.es/mcapplication) Once your application has been approved, we’ll whitelist you as soon as possible!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EmpirePvP Ranks|Raiding

If you have been looking for a new minecraft raiding server for months well you have found the right server we are a 24/7 server with 16 gigs of ram and no lag Come check us out Thanks

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	8022
Void Armor Forged:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	733
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dragons Doom

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

You might be wondering what is like to join the perfect server? Well it is like having heaven in your hands. Dragons’ Doom has been up for about 3 months making everything so perfect that if their is something wrong we will immediately TAKE action to fix the problem! Our staff is helpful and supportive that they will help out with any problem as long as it is within reason. Dragons’ Doom has various creations from PVP to a MOB-ARENA. Our server is 24/7 wishing that people all around the world would play on our server. Dragons’ Doom is so unique because it has a voting system, shops, factions, PVP,shops, mob-arenas, xp farms for those who are donators, and much more!

Their is a unique variety of players each day but sadly not enough! People always ask why our server is not big and full of people.. Well because we were still fixing the issues and bugs the server encountered. NOW our server is LAG FREE. YES LAG FREE! Isn’t that incredible. Only the best for the best.

create a faction, survive, kill or be killed, make allies, make enemies. Take in captives, torture them and let them know that you are going to be the most feared faction that their will ever be. Raid, kill, Grief, but I warn you be careful out their one moment you could be making your home and the next you could be fighting for your life even though you know you will die you will try and come out victorious! Welcome to the fight for survival comrade you will be pushed, stabbed, and even killed… Help yourself and those around you make a run for it survive and free everyone from the terror that is rising – Dragons’ Doom server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GoldenCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to GoldenCraft! We are an incredible hub server that is always improving over time, and we are always looking for new faces to have fun with!

We currently offer the following: – Factions – Creative ( Comes with huge plots and free to use worldedit for all! ) – Infected ( Custom coded infected experience that rewards the brave ) – Pixelmon – Survival – Parkour

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure both minimal downtime and optimal performance with no lag.

IP: play.goldencraft.co

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LegendaryCraft

Hello my name is icycoolXD but before i go on this servers going to be REALLY different from alot of Minecraft servers for one the server going to be based on a storyline wich it starts off with me and super in the orginal AwesomeCraft (my old server) when a bunch of people come down and capture the heroes to a new world which turns out to be a race to save the unverse and the players are the heroes!In the first overworld you will have Survival world and thats it once you get approved and ranked up you have a chance to beat a boss enemy upon doing so will grant you acess to the next overworld and creative world inside it and so on and so on until you vs the final boss wich will grant you acess to the Admin world or “Special world” Like i said this is all just the begging so we need as many builders to help this server come to Fruition

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mines Excavated:	4892
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.