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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8066 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4845 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while wearing top hats and monocles. And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island made entirely out of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE!
So what are you waiting for? Join holojp today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s get this party started, holojp style!