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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7472 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 188 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 535 |
Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!