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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7595 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Potions Brewed: | 166 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!