HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Animals Bred:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	62	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!