HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ragnarok

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, Survival

This server is an enhanced survival world where you can do everything you can imagine. We have a player based economy. We have added usable guns in our server, we have a myriad of different types of mini-games, we have tons of build contests of all types including themed builds and art contests. We usually have at least one build contest a month.

The entrance to the server is very unique in that it is a morality test. We want to see what kind of person you are and we have developed a test to determine this. If you fail the test or fail to follow the rules posted during the test you will most likely be banned permanently or if you are lucky jailed for a short time.

We believe in quality over quantity in our player base. We would rather have 30 of the nicest people in Minecraft than have 60 dirtbags.

Come give us a shot you WILL NOT regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pias kleiner Baukasten

PvE, Survival

Kleiner Coop-Home Server. – No griefing – Unrestricted building (approximate building area will be distributed!) – PVE Enviroment

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rock Diamond Prison

Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

An amazingly addicting prison experience like never seen before! Secrets and crude humour makes this an enthusiasts choice!

Wicked little prison server, we have just started up, lots of fun! Come join us and bring your friends, we will convert you to the dark side and you wont look back.

Ranks A-Z, then Freedom! MCMMO! PVP Arena! Woodshed, Petshop, Tree farms and Mobfarms!

Diamonds and Badass Items for voting!

Introduction Video Here: http://imgur.com/LduS0QA

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cypher

PvP

Welcome to CypherMC! We are a server based around all factions. Do you love Factions well come join!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lapis MC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a new survival no-pvp factions server looking to get a community of 20-40 players, if you enjoy the server please invite your friends.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Epic Faction

Creative, Economy, Survival

A community first survival & creative experience!

Welcome to Epic Faction, We are a community focused minecraft server who runs the server community first. What does that mean? It means one or two people do not call the shots on the server, we ask the entire community for input before any major decisions are made. We are in rapid launch mode and welcome as many suggestions as we can handle.

We currently have an AWESOME survival and creative server.

Thanks for your support!

~samlander34

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Global PvP

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

Features: – McMMO – Faction – PVP – Epic Drop Parties – Mob Arena – Custom Crates

Donate or Vote an www.globalpvp.com Global PVP is not whitelist so feel free to join today. IP: play.globalpvp.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6981
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CataclysmPvp

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

CataclysmPvp is a massive pvp server. Allows players to fight against each other in various ways. The map was custom built to enable the players to have the most fun on the server.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Banana Brotherhood

PvP, Survival

We are a survival Server! Owner is Bluedude1077. Great community with very excepting people. Join Us Now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CharCraft-Pixelmon 3.3.5

Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

This is a new forge pixelmon 3.3.5 server. First new person to join gets a chance to get a lugia lvl50! Join now and make new friends!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kr-pvp

Factions

We offer:

Factions ,Raiding ,Starter kit ,MobArena ,Great Staff ,PvP Welcome to KR-PvP.com!

The server is easy to come around just read the signs – work your way to the stairs and you’re good to go on your adventure! You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list!

IP: Kr-pvp.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

sephger.de

PvE, Survival

Hey hey you future players! We are an awesome Vanilla Server and in most areas without PvP. The Server is for all the Minecraft lovers who want to play with others. So its obvious that we want you to be civilized! There is a whitelist, for that contact us at Skype: sephger.minecraft – if you stick to the rules you will have a good time with us! 🙂 See you soon 😀

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fallen City

Economy, Factions, PvP

===========FALLEN CITY=========== A Bukkit Minecraft Server= Fallen City is a friendly minecraft server that is for anyone who wants a nice, safe, and fun experience on minecraft! What we have to offer? We currently have 20+ plugins that all have a vital role in our server, including factions, essentials, worldguard, + MORE! The staff here at Fallen City are all handpicked and fully trained. We are always testing our limits with this server, like experimenting with plugins & resource packs! There is never a dull moment here, while balancing your money, faction, house, and LIFE! -Tropic/Quinn (Owner)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vyzon Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding

We are an awesome 24/7 network that runs on custom plugins. We have one of the best infrastructures the minecraft community has ever seen. CowManSeth

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mondopia

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Mondopia ———————————————————————————- IP: mc.mondopia.eu Server Version: 1.8 bis 1.12 Homepage: www.mondopia.eu Ts3 Server: ts.mondopia.de ———————————————————————————– ▗▘Cityserver▗▘▗▘Skyblockserver▗▘▗▘Creativeserver▗▘ ▗▘Skypvpserver▗▘

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.