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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2295 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!
Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?
Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.