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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3895 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we have a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns you into a dragon. It’s like, totally insane, you guys.
And get this, the history of this server is like, totally mind-blowing. It all started when a wizard accidentally turned his toaster into a time machine and ended up in the Minecraft world. And then he was like, “Hey, let’s start a server and invite all the coolest people in the universe!” And that’s how this epic SMP was born.
So like, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server everrrr, you gotta join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, am I right?!