| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5220 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
HistoricPvP.cc
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6403 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 200 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 89 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 167 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6286 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8504 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 92 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6654 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7203 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 438 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2025 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1416 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 2100 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3262 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5392 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3703 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2370 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8989 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2484 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 151 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7648 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1809 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 471 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 319 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7895 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 188 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7226 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
