| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8722 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2469 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 485 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1465 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7236 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7787 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8644 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 594 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 298 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5357 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Star Shards Collected: | 206 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4419 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 179 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4692 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 790 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6731 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9097 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5308 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9560 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 2315 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3498 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9954 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 202 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2265 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 252 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 270 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
