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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9162 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1124 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!
Join us if you want to work with a team of players who have survived multiple creeper explosions, battled giant spiders, and even tamed a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.
We’re looking for players who aren’t afraid to think outside the block and build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From a giant hotdog roller coaster to a castle made entirely of cake, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?).
So if you’re ready to join a server where the only qualification is a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft, then come on down to our SMP and let the chaos begin!
