HighCraft Babysit Blockheads

Assumptions, babysit, Babysitting, Blockheads, Boundaries, childcare, children, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, family gatherings, getting high, HighCraft, husband, lake house, mother-in-law, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, setting boundaries, Siblings, UNFAIR, value of time

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2679	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from family drama and responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without any judgment.

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more being stuck watching the kids while everyone else has a good time – on our server, you can be free to do whatever you want!

We promise that no mother-in-law will judge you for getting high before a family gathering here. In fact, we encourage it! Let loose and have a blast without anyone telling you what to do.

And if your husband doesn’t understand your need for some me-time, don’t worry – on our server, you can be your own boss. No more being labeled as irresponsible or childish just because you want to have some fun.

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Animals Bred:	126	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

best minecraft pranks, eyestream, eystream, Eystreem, fooling my friends in minecraft, funny, hidden, how to prank in minecraft, level 1 to 100 ways to fool your friends in minecraft, Minecraft, minecraft bedrock edition, minecraft phone, minecraft pranks, prank, pranking my friends in minecraft, pranking players in minecraft, Roleplay, secret, Server, smart minecraft pranks, top 10 minecraft pranks, troll, tutorial

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchantments Applied:	257	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

1.21.3, bored, bored activities, bored and alone, bored and naked, bored at home, bored entertainment, bored games, bored meme, bored tiktok, Boredom, Nudify, nudify app, nudify challenge, nudify meme, nudify prank, nudify til i’m bored, nudify till i’m bored, nudify trend, nudify yourself

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Farms Harvested:	352
Players Killed by Monsters:	7072	Dragon Eggs Found:	3958
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	8283	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3642	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Farms Harvested:	314
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Farms Harvested:	662	Star Shards Collected:	107
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8823
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5982
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2137
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Potions Brewed:	181	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Farms Harvested:	802	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	1065	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!