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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6123 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 7482 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 468 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.
Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).
So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!
