Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Emeralds Found:	7753
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mines Excavated:	4066
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”