Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Towns Built:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	73
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	6424
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	5535

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	944119	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.