Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Towns Built:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ores Mined:	7543

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Emeralds Found:	5292	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Potions Brewed:	123
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crops Grown:	6590

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.