Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Potions Brewed:	87

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Secret Passages Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
New Chunks Explored:	373106	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	8410
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	511951	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Falling into the Void:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	5810	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7132	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Potions Brewed:	139

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.