Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	207	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3349
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	6366	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchantments Applied:	62	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	65
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Items Found:	2833	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Divine Spears Created:	30	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2128	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Emeralds Found:	5156
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Items Found:	6866	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	274
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Magic Items Found:	5419
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	196196

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crops Grown:	7399
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.