Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	257	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Star Shards Collected:	56

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2543	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.