Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	3445	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5139	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	4734	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	398528

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Towns Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5711	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	107

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Items Found:	1557
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Buildings Constructed:	30	Crops Grown:	5882

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.