Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	784810

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Animals Bred:	174	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mines Excavated:	2192

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Towns Built:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5359	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Animals Bred:	53	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Towns Built:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ores Mined:	1170	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Divine Spears Created:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	128
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!