yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Runes Activated: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

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