yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ores Mined: 812
Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 63
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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