yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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