yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 17
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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