yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Crops Grown: 9726
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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