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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5893 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5672 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
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