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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2020 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Ores Mined: | 4729 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
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