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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5019 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
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