Join the server to help/hurt a Minecraft AI that’s only goal is to beat the game! Livestreamed on my Youtube! Be seen on stream! Custom commands ingame! Tools like /kit!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 371 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.
So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Animals Bred: | 72 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 209 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4968 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
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| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even outrun a turtle? Well, look no further because our server is faster than Sanic on steroids! We’ve got shadow gens that will make you question reality and SP^RK 3 that will blow your mind (literally, be careful).
Join us and witness the epic battle between Sanicteam and the literal clown who somehow became the best high speed platformer ever made. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists, turns, and probably a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s likely).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to hold onto your hat, because things are about to get crazy up in here!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Looking for a server where every day is like a wacky sitcom episode? Look no further! Join us for insane storylines, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can join a server where the drama never stops?
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show? Come join the madness and see for yourself! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you…😂🎮🤪
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient artifacts, and battle against powerful foes as you journey through a world where nothing is as it seems. Will you be able to unravel the conspiracy before it’s too late, or will you fall victim to their nefarious schemes?
With epic quests, challenging puzzles, and a community of players ready to join you in the fight against evil, this server offers a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience like no other. So grab your pickaxe, gather your allies, and prepare to take on the ultimate challenge – because the fate of the world is in your hands!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
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Vanilla anarchy without privates and wipes
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6432 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
